It is certainly nice to know that Waterville is now a booming community. I had no idea we were growing by leaps and bounds. Heck, the Elm City is even a good place to raise children. What's next?

In between Ken-A-Set, Goodwill, tattoo parlors and the flea market, I saw a dollar store, pawn shops, abandoned storefronts and homeless people. Nope, no booming here.

So I took a drive through the city. Found plenty of Rent-a-Centers, more dollar stores, two porn emporiums and ghostly empty buildings (the old Boys' and Girls' Club, YMCA, Hathaway, Gilman Street School, etc.), but no booming.

Want to launch a lucrative career in massage? Go for it. We have plenty of downtown establishments that will provide hands-on experience. No education necessary.

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